Where in the world is John C, Part 5

When we last left our hero, he had just grabbed his luggage at the airport, but where is Megan? What is that rancid smell? Uh-Oh... where is the rest room? After reliving his colon of the spotted dick, John was now feeling refreshed and ready to find his love. Grabbing his luggage, John C rushed to the airport exit, hoping to find her waiting for him with open arms. Reaching the exit, he began his frantic search for his girl, but the area was overwhelmed with thousands of fans anxiously awaiting the arrival of Nia Vardalos, the star of the hit movie "My Big Fat Greek Wedding." It seems that after the movie, most unwitting American's came to believe that all Greeks were big, fat, and loud, and that the Atkins’ company, hoping to expand on it fame and profits from America's burgeoning waistline, decided to expand to Greece. They also figured that the best way to do it was with a Greek movie star, and being the extremely cultural Americans that they were, they found Nia Vardalos. She would go to Greece and show them that they too could be beautiful and glamorous movie stars if they followed the Atkins diet.With such a large crowd waiting for this Greek-American starlet, John began to despair. Would he ever find his love in this crowd? What else has Nia Vardalos done? Didn’t her T.V. sitcom flop? Then it hit him. What would they do in a movie? With this sudden spark of genius, John C jumped up on the counters and started running around singing "Love Will Keep Us Together," by Captain and Tennille. Shocked by this horrid rendition (or maybe it was just his choice of song), people in the airport became eerily quiet, and the crowds began to dissipate quickly. Still singing (the song is somehow over 3 minutes long) John began to think that his idea was not so good, especially when he saw Greek security charging at him with tasers. But, out of the corner of his eye, he spotted something familiar. It was Megan. In the traditional run-to-your-lover scene, it looked as if all would be fine. John smiled and began to scream out her name in joy when suddenly he felt a sudden jolt and then.........